Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Vaselines - The Way of the Vaselines


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Artist: The Vaselines
Album: The Way of the Vaselines - A Complete History
Year: 1992
Genre: Twee Pop
Label: Sub Pop

1 Son of a Gun 3:46

2 Rory Rides Me Raw 2:28
3 You Think You're a Man 5:43
4 Dying for It 2:22
5 Molly's Lips 1:44
6 Teenage Superstars 3:28
7 Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam 3:31
8 Sex Sux (Amen) 3:10
9 Slushy 2:00
10 Monsterpussy 1:43
11 Bitch 2:42

12 No Hope 3:21
13 Oliver Twisted 2:49
14 The Day I Was a Horse 1:29
15 Dum-Dum 1:57
16 Hairy 1:48
17 Lovecraft 5:37
18 Dying for It (The Blues) 3:09
19 Let's Get Ugly 2:19

Spin (9/92, p.106) - Highly Recommended - "...a better entertainment value than these 19 Vaselines songs may not exist..."
Magnet (p.131) - "[T]he Vaselines shared Nirvana's interest in planting pop melodies deep in the soil of punk rock."
Option (11-12/92, p.151) - "...If you take The Vaselines too seriously, you've missed the point....the music was naive, but hard....this record kicks butt..."


Kurt Cobain made a lot of mistakes in his life but loving the Vaselines was not one of them. Nirvana covered one of their songs for their MTV Unplugged session, two other covers show up on the Incesticide record and as Kurt might tell you if he were alive today, from 1986 to 1989 the Vaselines were the best pop band on the planet. Sub Pop was kind enough to cash in on the Nirvana connection and on The Way of the Vaselines: A Complete History, release everything the Vaselines recorded. From the stomping, singalong opener "Son of a Gun" to the distorted and nasty "Let's Get Ugly" 17 tracks later, this collection is the Holy Grail of indie pop music. It's unfailingly amateurish, almost completely silly, occasionally quite perverted, and always about sex. The music has the simplicity and ear-grabbing melodies of the best bubblegum, the loud and semi-competent guitars of punk, and some of the attitude and lo-fi sound of the noise rock scenesters like the Jesus & Mary Chain. Throw in a bunch of religion and add simplistic choruses that will have you singing along the first time you hear the songs (as well as the thousandth) and you've got just about all the bases covered. It's near impossible to pick any songs as standouts since they are all so first-rate. A few moments that stand out though are Frances McKee's sweet schoolgirl vocal on "Molly's Lips" (she and co-leader Eugene Kelly both have great voices with a fleeting acquaintance to pitch but filled with humor, attitude, and style), the amazing lyrics to "Sex Sux (Amen)" including the immortal line "Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost/I'm the Sacred Host with the most," the rare serious beauty of "Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam," the meows on "Monsterpussy," the very rude bicycle horn on "Molly's Lips," and the loose vocal harmonies on "Lovecraft." The whole of their recorded output is lousy with one amazing moment after another. If by some strange kink of fate you are reading this and don't already own this CD, you have to get it. You've probably heard that a million times, but if you've never believed it before, please believe it now. You need the hilarious beauty of the Vaselines in your life and this CD gives it to you in its complete glory. -AllMusic

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Black Sabbath vs. Hip Hop





From KRS-One kickin' crazy fresh lyrics over the iconic main riff of AC/DC's "Back in Black" on "Dope Beat" to Chuck D and Flava Flav lambasting chicken heads amidst the monstrous riffage of Slayer's "Angel of Death" on "She Watch Channel Zero?!", hip hop's greatest emcees and hard rock and metal's greatest groups have coalesced to form unholy alliances. Moreover, hard rock and metal songs have provided some of the most memorable breaks - Mountain's "Mississippi Queen", Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks", and Rolling Stone's "Honky Tonk Women" are all prime examples. Do a little research and you'll see the influence of rock and metal is not just centered on production, but also lyrics, choruses, and name checks.

In the history of hip hop's convergence with hard rock/metal one group, however, is conspicuous by their absence because they are the most influential metal band of all-time - of course, I speak of the almighty Black Sabbath. The list of songs that sample Black Sabbath is pretty short (as you will see). Even their most "famous" drum break from "Behind The Wall of Sleep" was used by only a handful of artists. The thoroughly mediocre Steve Miller Band, on the other hand, probably stacks more chips off of "Fly Like An Eagle" during a single year than Sabbath has in their entire illustrious career. You might contend that plenty of greats like Thin Lizzy and Deep Purple are not exactly caking off royalties from sampling licensing either. True, but this is Black FUCKING Sabbath. Why hasn't Black Sabbath had as large an impact on hip hop as they have had on the greater musical world? Maybe it's because they're too metal; but if that were the case, would Slayer be front-and-center on what many consider the greatest hip hop album of all-time? Okay, so maybe it's because Sabbath couldn't lay down a chunky groove? No. No fucking way. Have you heard "The Wizard"? "N.I.B."? "War Pigs"? "Faries Wear Boots"? "Supernaut"? "Hole In The Sky"? Well, maybe Sabbath is reluctant to give sampling clearance in fear of tarnishing their legacy? Well, first of all, guitarist Tony Iommi has had no problem trying to tarnish their legacy (see Born Again). Second, there is the matter of the Busta Rhymes remake (or human rights violation, depending on your perspective) of "Iron Man" on Extinction Level Event featuring...Ozzy!?!?!? *shudders*

So the question remains - why aren't producers exploiting Sabbath's catalog of incredible music? After compiling this mix of songs that sample Sabbath, I think this is partly due to a lack of imagination and partly to ignorance. When most people think of Black Sabbath they think of the chugging "Paranoid" or the plodding "Iron Man" but I would argue that is akin to thinking if you downloaded "Streets of New York" and "Ill Street Blues" you would have "heard" Kool G. Rap. In both cases, there is a lot more depth and variety in the artist's catalog than most casual listeners think. There are tons of amazing grooves and sick breaks waiting to be extracted from Sabbath's records and made into filthy beats, but few producers have either the skill and/or vision to accomplish this. Hopefully this modest compilation will show the small impact Black Sabbath has made in hip hop. Better yet, perhaps some producer out there will see the potential to craft amazing beats from Sabbath source material and bless us with a masterpiece like Muggs did on "I Ain't Goin' Out Like That". In the meantime, download the tracks and praise Satan for giving the world Black Sabbath.

Without further ado, here are 12 songs that sample Sabbath as well as the 9 Sabbath songs in their original form. (Note: The Sabbath song appears before the tracks that sample it.)

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1. Black Sabbath "Black Sabbath" from Black Sabbath (1970)
2. Ice-T "Midnight" from OG: Original Gangster (1991)
3. Busta Rhymes "Blackout" from Busta's Back (2008) - Busta gives us another lazy use of a Sabbath sample with horrible rapping to boot.
4. Presage "Why?" from Outer Perimeter
5. Black Sabbath "The Wizard" from Black Sabbath (1970)
6. Cypress Hill "I Ain't Goin' Out Like That" from Black Sunday (1993) - Perhaps the best song that makes heavy use of a Black Sabbath sample. I'm almost positive the eerie sounding feedback is from the end of "Behind the Wall of Sleep". Can anyone confirm/deny?
7. Black Sabbath "Behind the Wall of Sleep" from Black Sabbath (1970)
8. Jungle Brothers "Beeds on a String" from Done by the Forces of Nature (1989)
9. Too $hort "Paystyle" from Cocktails (1995)
10. Black Sabbath "Wicked World" from Black Sabbath (1970)
11. The Beatnuts "Reign of the Tec" from Intoxicated Demons (1993) - Neck and neck with "I Ain't Goin' Out Like That" for best song to use a Sabbath sample although the sample is short and only used during the chorus.
12. Black Sabbath "A Bit of Finger/Sleeping Village/Warning" from Black Sabbath (1970)
13. DJ Mayonniase "DJ's Shouldn't Talk/Ozzy Rules" from 55 Stories (1999)
14. Black Sabbath "War Pigs/Luke's Wall" from Paranoid (1970)
15. Ice-T "Intro/Rhyme Pays" from Rhyme Pays (1987)
16. Black Sabbath "Planet Caravan" from Paranoid (1970)
17. L Roneous Da'Versifier "In the C.O.R.N." from Imaginarium (1998) - Great song from an underappreciated album. Beautiful use of the sample.
18. Black Sabbath "Iron Man" from Paranoid (1970)
19. Busta Rhymes feat. Ozzy "This Means War!!!" from Extention Level Event (1998) - I had to listen to it so you have to listen to it.
20. Black Sabbath "Sweet Leaf" from Master of Reality (1971)
21. Beastie Boys "Rhymin& Stealin" from Licensed to Ill (1986) - First use of a Sabbath sample in hip hop?

Monday, April 20, 2009

INFEST FLOOD

I really busted my balls compiling all these tracks. I think this is everything. Let me know if there is anything missing.

What else can I say? It's fucking INFEST.


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Infest Demo
1987
VBR


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Infest 1st 7"
1988
VBR

1 Machismo
2 Where's the Unity?
3 The Game
4 Mindless
5 Which Side?
6 Headfirst
7 Break The Chain
8 Slave
9 Sick and Tired
10 Pliers



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Infest Slave
1988
VBR

1 Break the Chain
2 Pickled
3 Sick-o
4 Plastic
5 Mindless
6 Which Side?
7 Voice Your Opinion
8 Where's the Unity
9 Screwed
10 Machismo
11 The Game
12 Sick of Talk
13 Iran Scam
14 Life's Halt
15 Slave
16 Head First
17 Sick and Tired
18 Fetch the Pliers



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Infest 2nd 7" (Mankind 7")
1991
VBR

1 Mankind
2 Judge Me
3 Speak Easy
4 Once Lost
5 Excess Pig
6 Them
7 Shackled Down
8 Just Act Blind
9 Kill the Peace
10 Three or Nothing



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Infest No Man's Slave
2002
VBR

1 Cold Inside
2 Feeling Mean
3 Sick Machine
4 Upright Mass
5 Terminal Nation
6 In His Name
7 Behind This Tongue
8 What's Your Claim?
9 True Violence
10 Sickman
11 Punchline
12 Contact
13 Effort Falls Down
14 You're a Star
15 Freeze Dried
16 Rabid Pigs
17 Lying to Myself
18 Nazi Killer
19 My World, My Way



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Infest Live on KXLU
2001
VBR

1 Shackled Down
2 Mankind
3 Judge Me
4 Blinded
5 Nothing's Changed
6 Once Lost
7 Speak Easy
8 Kill the Peace
9 Excess
10 Pig
11 Why Don't You
12 Sick and Tired
13 Just Act Blind
14 Send It All Before
15 Slave
16 Pickled
17 Sick-O
18 Break the Chain
19 My World, My Way

BONUS: Various comp tracks, unreleased songs, live sets, and rehearsals

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"Nothing's Changed" from Fear of Smell comp.
"Why Don't You" from Bllleeeeaaauuurrrrgghhh! - The Record comp.
"Cold Inside" from Reality Part #2 comp.
"Dead at Birth" from Reality Part #3 comp.
Two unreleased and untitled tracks
Live set at Gilman 2/10/1989
Rehearsal tracks

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Burn - 2 EP's


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When Burn released their debut EP in 1990, New York hardcore was in decline. Many of the most popular and influential bands were either breaking up, signing to major labels, or putting out horrible crossover records. Moreover, it seemed that hardcore, and NYHC specifically, had become musically stagnant. Enter Burn. They took the hardcore formula and flipped it on its head. They fused all the aggression and urgency that made hardcore great with odd time signatures, unusual chord progressions, complex song structures, and lyrics that were heavily introspective and occasionally vulnerable (a real rarity in the super-macho world of NYHC). My friend Jay once summed it up thusly: "They played fucking jazz chords over hardcore music!" In a genre that is often dismissed for its simplicity and repetitiveness, Burn showed that hardcore could be intelligent and innovative without going pop or metal.

Their debut EP is one of the greatest hardcore records ever released. Don't think that's just hyperbole. What Burn achieved on their first record is just as mind-blowing as the Bad Brains' early recordings, Minor Threat's EP's, Damaged, and The Age of Quarrel. Every song stands on its own as a unique and seamless construction. Every lyric has a purpose. And no matter how many times I listen to it, it always knocks me on my ass.

Burn's only real failing was their dearth of material (until 2001 the debut EP was their only official release). Those who were obsessed with Burn collected every soundboard tape they could get their hands on. One of my most treasured possessions was a tenth-generation dub of a 3 song demo Burn recorded in 1992. This unreleased demo was highly sought after by tape traders and Burn devotees despite its god-awful sound quality. Thankfully, Revelation Records released this demo as a proper EP entitled Last Great Sea in 2002. While not as staggering or ingenious as their debut, it is nonetheless a worthy follow-up. They also released a record of mostly new material in 2001 which unfortunately does not meet the high standard of their previous work.

So here are Burn's debut EP and Last Great Sea EP packaged together. Click the links, download the records, and imagine how spectacular a Burn LP would have been...

- Johnny P





Burn [self-titled]
1990
Revelation Records
VBR

1 ...Shall Be Judged
2 Godhead
3 Drown
4 Out of Time



Burn Last Great Sea
2002
Revelation Records
VBR

1 New Morality 3:11
2 Tales of Shatou 3:33
3 Last Great Sea 5:18

Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Saints - (I'm) Stranded


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The Saints (I'm) Stranded
1977 (reissued w/ bonus tracks in 1997)
Triple X
VBR

(red text = sample track)

1 (I'm) Stranded 3:32
2 One Way Street 2:56
3 Wild About You 2:35
4 Messin' With the Kid 5:54
5 Erotic Neurotic 4:07
6 No Time 2:48
7 Kissin' Cousins 2:00
8 Story of Love 3:11
9 Demolition Girl 1:41
10 Nights in Venice 5:41
11 Lipstick on Your Collar 2:37
12 River Deep Mountain High 3:55


Reviews:

Q (12/00, p.151) - 4 stars out of 5 - "...This is mean, visceral, feral stuff....a perfect reissue..."
Uncut (8/00, p.99) - 4 stars out of 5 - "...10 sheet metal tracks full of Stoogeish rifferama....It still sounds unbelievably potent..."
Mojo (Publisher) (3/03, p.76) - Ranked #14 in Mojo's "Top 50 Punk Albums" - "...The Saints' kerosene rock'n'roll would sound great in any age....Thrilling stuff..."



"The Saints were to Australia what the Sex Pistols were to Britain and the Ramones to America. Picking up the germ planted by the defunct Stooges, MC5, Velvet Underground, and New York Dolls, the Saints sparked the Far East punk rock movement with a blasting, blistering, scorching sound no one had heard before. Moreover, the Saints were blitzing the unsuspecting in their home of Brisbane in 1973, long before the Sex Pistols or the Ramones had even begun. Australians today hold the Saints in greater reverence than any rock band in its history, save for the Easybeats. After their incendiary, self-released debut 7" single "(I'm) Stranded" b/w "No Time" blew minds of a raving British press on import in 1976, subsequent sales of the single proved to the industry that the upstart punk movement was in fact commercially viable. The Saints pocketed a worldwide deal with EMI Australia, who rush-released "(I'm) Stranded" in Australia and Britain (and in the U.S., on the heavyweight punk label of the time, Sire Records) to capitalize on the new trend. This first LP was actually nothing but eight rough-and-raw demo tracks the band had no intention of releasing, plus the two sides of the much better, cleaner-sounding single. The heavy, buzzing racket on the eight demo tracks borders on unintelligible, they're so cheaply recorded, but nothing can stop a collection of cracklers this intense, with two absolutely astounding, blues-heavy ballads thrown in for great balance -- "Messin' with the Kid" and "Story of Love" drip with genuine, bratty soul. Of the hard-fast tracks, even today's punk fans are amazed at the sheer tenacity and outright fire of "Nights in Venice," "One Way Street," and "Erotic Neurotic." Hear history burning."

- All Music Guide

Mission of Burma - Signals, Calls, and Marches


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Mission of Burma Signals, Calls and Marches
1981 (reissued w/ bonus tracks in 1997)
Rykodisc
VBR

(red text = sample track)

1 That's When I Reach for My Revolver 3:53
2 Outlaw 2:33
3 Fame and Fortune 3:35
4 This Is Not a Photograph 1:57
5 Red 3:38
6 All World Cowboy Romance 5:12
7 Academy Fight Song [1980 7" Single] 3:09
8 Max Ernst [1980 7" Single] 3:04


One could argue that Mission of Burma's first 12" release, Signals, Calls and Marches, was the point where "indie rock" as a separate and distinct musical subgenre well and truly began. Mission of Burma's music had the brawn and the volume of hardcore punk, but with a lyrical intelligence and obvious musical sophistication that set them apart from the Southern California faster-and-louder brigade. Between Martin Swope's tape loops and Roger Miller's often tricky guitar lines, Mission of Burma may have seemed "arty" on the surface, but the bruising impact of "Outlaw" and "This Is Not a Photograph" made clear this band was not part of the skinny-tie "new wave" scene. And Mission of Burma were one of the first bands that gained a large enough following to attract the attention of major labels, but opted to remain on a small label of their own volition -- a move that would raise the "integrity" stakes for many acts in the years to come. Signals, Calls and Marches features Mission of Burma's best known song, the still-powerful "That's When I Reach for My Revolver," but it hasn't stood the test of time quite as well as the full-length album that would follow, Vs.; there are brief moments where the band still seems to be working out their obvious British influences, and "Outlaw" sounds stiffer than it needs to be. But Clint Conley and Roger Miller were already songwriters to be reckoned with, the band sounds passionate and powerful, and if Mission of Burma were not yet at the peak of their form, most bands blazing as many trails as this one did lost their footing a lot more often that Burma did on these six songs; Signals, Calls and Marches was as accomplished and impressive a debut as any American band would release in the 1980s. Rykodisc's 1997 CD reissue adds the band's fine first single, "Academy Fight Song" b/w "Max Ernst," as a bonus.

- All Music Guide

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Guided By Voices - Bee Thousand


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Guided By Voices Bee Thousand
1994
Scat
VBR

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1 Hardcore UFO's 1:54
2 Buzzards and Dreadful Crows 1:43
3 Tractor Rape Chain 3:04
4 The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory 1:45
5 Hot Freaks 1:42
6 Smothered in Hugs 3:00
7 Yours to Keep 1:15
8 Echos Myron 2:42
9 Gold Star for Robot Boy 1:39
10 Awful Bliss 1:12
11 Mincer Ray 2:21
12 A Big Fan of the Pigpen 2:09
13 Queen of Cans and Jars 1:55
14 Her Psychology Today 2:04
15 Kicker of Elves 1:04
16 Ester's Day 1:51
17 Demons Are Real 0:48
18 I Am a Scientist 2:24
19 Peep-Hole 1:25
20 You're Not an Airplane 0:33


Reviews:

Rolling Stone (8/11/94, p.66) - 4 Stars (out of 5) - "...BEE THOUSAND is a tour de force by a good old-fashioned American basement genius....the real miracle of BEE THOUSAND is that it not only celebrates the power of rock music, it also embodies it..."
Spin (12/94, p.78) - Ranked #10 in Spin's list of the '20 Best Albums Of '94' - "...a thousand hooks, offering perfect distillation of...basement tape aesthetic....sloppily records immaculate melodies capable of breaking your heart...they're so insistently catchy and so fleetingly brief..."
Spin (7/94, p.69) - "...Guided By Voices hides absolutely shattering melodies that call to mind a thousand reference points..."
Magnet (p.96) - "[I]t does show the amount of thought Pollard puts into making and sequencing a record."
Village Voice (2/28/95) - Ranked #8 in the Village Voice's 1994 Pazz & Jop Critics Poll.
Mojo (Publisher) (p.57) - Ranked #80 in Mojo's "100 Modern Classics" -- "[T]hey peak with a batch of tunes that sound like long-lost Beatles and Who demos."
Mojo (Publisher) (p.118) - 4 stars out of 5 - "Rarities galore make this a must for any self-respecting fan."
New York Times (Publisher) (1/5/95, p.C15) - Included on Neil Strauss' list of the Top 10 Albums Of '94 - "...The most consistent album of quickie tunes yet from this 12-year-old Dayton, Ohio band."
NME (Magazine) (8/13/94, p.46) - 7 (out of 10) - "...Exactly why the indie-rock world hasn't yet gone as misty-eyed over Guided By Voices as it did over Pavement and Sebadoh is one of the great mysteries of our age..."


The cult of indie rock thrives on the unexpected discovery, and in 1994 Guided by Voices was just the sort of musical phenomenon no one figured was still out there -- 30-something rock obsessives cranking out fractured guitar-driven pop tunes in a laundry room. Robert Pollard and his stable of beer buddies/backing musicians had been churning out stuff like Bee Thousand for years, but the album's surprise critical success marked the first time the group found a significant audience outside their hometown, and it made a clear case for Guided by Voices' virtues -- as well as their flaws. From the moment "Hardcore UFOs" kicks in, it's obvious that Pollard has an uncanny gift for a hook and a melody, and Bee Thousand's 20 cuts are dotted with miniature masterpieces like "Echos Myron," "Smothered in Hugs," and "Queen of Cans and Jars." However, there are also more than a few duds that threaten to cancel out the goodwill the great songs generate, and Pollard is an acquired taste as a lyricist -- his freakishly poetic verse has a real charm, but it's hard to figure out what he's on about. (GBV's other principal songwriter, Tobin Sprout, contributes less often, but manages a higher batting average.) The lo-tech rumble of the album's D.I.Y. production also wavers between being a help and a hindrance, depending on the songs, and as musicians Guided by Voices veer between sounding like inspired amateurs and, well, just amateurs. On Bee Thousand, Guided by Voices sounds like a passionate and gloriously quirky garage band fronted by a thrillingly and maddeningly idiosyncratic songwriter; its many pearly moments make it a fascinating discovery for rock enthusiasts, but a few years would pass before this band was fully earning the new accolades showered upon it.

- All Music Guide